Lori Borgman
I never dreamed my life would one day intersect with a two-time Super Bowl champion; but it does.
Patrick Mahomes. Who knew we had so much in common?
He plays for Kansas City; I lived in Kansas City.
His favorite color is red; my favorite color is red.
He has curly hair; I have curly hair.
We both do a lot of screaming and jumping up and down whenever the Chiefs play.
Some days I almost wonder if we were separated at birth. Yes, there is that 40 year age difference.
He likes Subway; I like Subway. Judging from how often I see him in commercials, Mahomes spends a lot of time in Subways. We have a Subway in a strip mall nearby. I glance in the window every time I pass by just in case he’s there.
Mahomes also enjoys talking about insurance, mainly State Farm. What are the odds? We talk about insurance a lot, too. Mahomes has an old mind for a young guy. I’m waiting for when he partners with Vanguard to promote IRA accounts and does a two-minute humorous tutorial explaining RMDs.
Fist bump! Blow it up!
I’ve long bought Red Gold ketchup. We live in Indiana and Red Gold is a local company, but I may be wavering. Hunts is looking good. When you can trust a guy on colors, football, subs and insurance, he could be onto something about ketchup as well.
Get ready for this: If we need to watch a game on ESPN, we open our (drum roll, please) DirectTV app. Guess who does commercials for DirectTV?
High five, baby!
Whodathunkit?
Mahomes also does endorsements for Head & Shoulders. Is this insane, or what? A blue and white bottle sits in the linen closet as I keyboard!
Our cell phone carrier? Yep. The one Mahomes does endorsements for— T-Mobile. What are the odds?
Everywhere he is; we are, and everywhere we are; he is.
Tell you what, I like his mom, too. Day one, she lined out a member of the press corps saying her son’s name was not Pat, but Patrick. Love that woman.
Mahomes also endorses Hy-Vee grocery stores. The young man has good taste. Hy-Vee is primarily a Midwest grocery chain. Whenever we venture back to Kansas City, I always find a reason to wander through a Hy-Vee. It’s usually to buy briskets to throw in a cooler and take back home. Well, that and a chance to see Mahomes.
Hy-Vee produce sections are works of art. Store lighting is fantastic and they have high ceilings. You could throw a football from the deli area clear over to dairy case and have a clear pathway. (Just an idea, guys, take it or leave it.)
We’re not in sync on everything. I don’t wear Adidas shoes, drink Essentia water or have any Oakley sunglasses. Maybe with a few more endorsements I could be persuaded.
Speaking of endorsements, I know a columnist …
Lori Borgman is a columnist, author and speaker. Contact her at [email protected].
